Here I Am - Rock Like You Hurricane!

Well, here I am. Rocking you like a hurricane, or a typhoon.

I'm at work, trying to ignore that fact by passing on work to our unseen, unmet colleagues in the West Country.

What are you doing and how are you?
Oh, I'm not supposed to refer to you, am I? This is all about me. About me, you bitches.

You'll be intrigued and amazed to hear that I spent some hours yesterday acquainting myself with the couch. We get on fine. I watched Liverpool play Boro from the couch.
I also did some washing up - not from the couch. Yes, I really went to town with my Saturday. I even drank some beer at home.
I'm a wildcat.